Juan gone -- Part 2
posted by Chet at 5:10 PM UTCTom's post about the black bear that escaped from the Berlin zoo got me thinking about zoos.
I grew up in a generation of American boys who idolized Frank "Bring 'Em Back Alive" Buck, the 20th century's most flamboyant live animal dealer. Buck's clients included many of America's zoos. He supplied them with elephants, tigers, leopards, apes, monkeys, exotic birds, and any other beast they asked for.
By the time my own children started reading, there were new zoologist heroes and heroines. Joy Adamson, Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey. The book titles were different too: "Bring 'Em Back Alive" replaced by "Living Free" and "Gorillas in the Mist."
But give Frank Buck this: While his friends blasted away at wild beasts with guns, he brought 'em back alive. Unfortunately, Buck's animals were saved from the trophy room wall only to spend their lives in grim confinement.
Today's zoos are not so grim and zoos no longer collect merely for display. Their agendas emphasize education, breeding, and conservation. No contemporary zoo of any stature will display a rare or vulnerable animal unless it intends to promote an increase in that species' population.
Still, I can't help but feel sympathy for Juan the Escapee. I hope he enjoyed his brief taste of freedom.



I had the pleasure of visiting Blenheim Palace on my recent trip through England. The Palace still serves as the residence of the Duke of Marlborough, currently the 11th. The Duke graciously opens his palace and grounds to tourists like me.
I spent quite of bit of time driving on these country roads the past two weeks, in my rental car, an oddly-proportioned Toyota Minutiae or some such. A car that small is decidedly necessary to navigate rural Irish roads. An SUV, on the other hand, is grossly inappropriate. I came close a few times to being sucked into the wheel well of one of these invading leviathans as they came barreling around the corner of a narrow country lane. I would have rattled around a few times and then been spit out into the gorse bushes.
